American Terrorist - Lupe Fiasco

Great politically charged song from his last album. I kind of slept on it at first, but it has probably stood up the best over time.

You better slow your mustang down

Here is something that looke d rather interesting the other day while I happened to be caught in Reno traffic.

It's an advertisement for the world famous mustang ranch which is located somewhere in this area of Nevada.

What I find to be borderline disturbing about this is that there is actually a museum dedicated to this establishment.

Based on my experience visiting the sex museum in Copenhagen, I'm not sure if sex and museums go together for the same reason the latest issue of Juggs isn't carried at your local library. The museums and libraries are educational more than they are masturbational. If there is some redeeming educational value to whores and legal brothels, then I suppose I'm just not liberal enough in my views.

When I go to learn about such a subject, my past research was to watch Cathouse on HBO. As far as hookers go, don't you think a bunny ranch sounds more pleasant than a Mustang ranch?

Oh well, if there's a museum for Spam, then why not one for the ho's?

The biggest little city in the world

I'm in Reno for the next few days to complete training before I go to Iraq.

I decided to reenist for 3 years and the first thing I got was a free trip to the middle east to fight the good fight.

Not that I'm all that concerned with going to a hot desert for 6 months, I did that for the last 2 years living in vegas.

I have discussed my thoughts on Reno before, But let's recap. I come up here just often enough to know I don't want to live here. Reno is like Vegas would be if they never built anything or tore anything down. Then you would dial down the energy and turn up the cold. And then make it snow every day.

Yeah, that's pretty much the paradise that I am subject to at this time.

But the best news is when I heard that I'm going to have to wear a 30lb flack jacket to go take a piss. At any rate, it will be a learning experience.

I don't know how often I'll be online and blogging, but rest assured there will be more to come.

I'm in Reno, and I'm gonna be f**kin' bored.

Shaq misses another free throw

Wow, this one could cost them the game

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words, and this one is worth about 17,000 words because that's how long it would take to describe the foul motherfucker that painted this work of art. I mean, wow. This was taken at the Jack in the Box bathroom just north of Lake Meade on Rancho. I wasn't even stopping to eat, just specifically to use the bathroom and I'm convinced that just over the 1-15 lives a different breed of human than the ones I live around here in Vegas.

How do you do this? I mean, shitting is a slam dunk. I have now seen that some people in their effort not to touch their ass to the toilet seat will manage to shit on everything but the specific shitting area that is designed into a toilet. And check the crumpled up wads of tissue in the wastebasket. That's right. They got some chocolate in their peanut butter. They didnt' even bother to toss their dirty shit tissue in the toilet, just straight into the wastebasket.

I read somewhere that the managers at Jack in the Box make about 40,000 a year to start. That's almost as much a police officer. Somehow, I'm starting to think they are underpaid.

THE GAME FEAT. KANYE WEST - WOULDN'T GET FAR

Five star song from the Game. I especially like the nod to pop up video on this.

Kanye West Medley By David Sides

This guy is to the piano what Miri Ben-Ari is to the violin! Songs featured: Good Morning
Champion
Can't Tell Me Nothing
Flashing Lights
Everything I Am
Good Life
Stronger

T-Pain ft. Young Joc - Buy You A Drank..

This was one of those great songs a few months ago. I still like it.

T.I. - Why U Wanna

One of my favorites from T.I.

Brand Nubian-Wake Up (Reprise In The Sunshine)

My life my life my life my life!

Jeru the Damaja - Come Clean

I got a freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, flow, control the mic like Fidel Castro. This is some classic Chinese Water Torture shit for you courtesy of Jeru and Primo!

All apologies to Dairy Queen employees...

The fake stars are out at the Brenden Theaters at the Palms Casino.

Something that I tend to enjoy on weekends is the extra sleep. With extra sleep comes extra dreaming. As it usually happens, after a night of drinking, my dreams were espcially vivid and weird. I can't really go into all of the storylines, but there is one particular part of my dreaming episode that I just have to put out there.

It consists of me breaking up with a girlfriend that I never met, but that's what she was in the context of this dream. She hands me a receipt and it says that I owe her $900 for past due rent, so I'm holding the receipt and reading it and it happens to be one of those tickets from Dairy Queen that they write the orders on. At the bottom of the ticket is my handwriting that says something to the effect of, "If DQ pays me such and such I'll settle and if not, I'll quit."

I remember getting mad because I don't work at DQ and I was getting angry like I was having one of those comic book parallel universe experiences of what could have happened with my
life if I had taken a wrong turn somewhere. It had a nightmarish quality to it. I said I don't work at DQ and everyone insisted I did. I was incredulous.

There was even a point of lucidity in the dream where I said out loud to the other people that this is like one of those glimpses into a parallel universe. I don't work at DQ, nor would I ever think of doing such a thing. I went to college, and did several years in the military. I have a lot of experience that would make working at DQ totally unnecessary for me. Not that my speech did anything to persuade the audience.

I don't remember how the dream ended or anything, just how mad I was at the thought that I was 30 years old and working at Dairy Queen. My apologies to Dairy Queen employees.

Colbert Report after the strike

This kind of falls under the category of being funnier than it really should be. Kind of so-bad-it's-kinda-good. Give it a couple seconds until he talks about he strike.

Have you ever seen the back of a $20 bill.....on weed?

Classic scene from one of my favorite movies.

Showbiz Pizza

I remember having my 5th birthday party at Showbiz in Wichita. The bear in the opening shot in this video (known as Billy Bob Bear, I believe) came up and wanted to give me a birthday hug. Although I realize now that it was a person in a costume, I thought that it was a robot at the time.

My dad finally convinced me to give him a hug and he put the death squeeze on me. Then my dad ordered pineapple pizza and I hated it. I hate pineapple pizza to this day. And I think that these characters are motherfuckin' creepy. Especially the bear.

Oh well, they eventually went the way of the dinosaur and became Chuck E. Cheese restaurants. Much less creepy. Of course, I know that some kids would naturally be scared if a big six foot tall rat came up and tried to give them a hug, too.

Incubus - Drive

Good song, good video.

Def Jam Poetry - Dave Chappelle

This was poetry in motion.

Vindication!

I just found out today that the search inquiry that is driving the most traffic to this blog is hummer sex.

And what is second place, you might ask?

sex hummer.

I guess this is better than last month. It was Sarah Michelle Gellar.

It's good to be king.