Monday, December 31, 2007

You learn something everyday

It has been said that you learn something new everyday, and I would have to agree with that. Unfortunately, some lessons cost more than others.


If someone asks me how I can do chip tricks at the poker table I tell them that it probably cost me $200 dollars to do the chip riffle and it cost me $1000 to do the chip flips that I can do. I can't even pretend that those are fake numbers because you have to log a lot of hours at a poker table to learn a lot of the tricks you see on TV. It's not that I set out to learn these tricks, but fuck it, it's boring sitting around a poker table and you're not in the hand. On the flip side, it intimidates a lot of tourists if I'm ever playing on the strip.

One thing I learned today is that even though you bet on the winning team you can lose if they don't cover the spread. What kind of shit is that? So in other words even if a team wins that you expected to win you still lose your money. Not just a percentage, you lose every cent.

So the moral of the story is that you lose money when you gamble. It's no fun to lose, but it made the game a hundred times more interesting to watch.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Friday, December 28, 2007

Mad Skillz with DAT 07 Rap Up

Remember the year that was....

Clipse- Nightmares

My favorite track off of Hell Hath No Fury. Note the nod to "Mind Playing Tricks on Me" toward the end.

Raekwon Verbal Intercourse (featuring Nas and Ghostface)

"But what if he...all my lovin'"
I kind of slept on this song when I first bought the purple tape back in 95 but it really grew on my after a couple years. Ice Cream used to be my favorite off of Cuban Links, but this one is my fave now. HOTNESS!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

MF Doom - One Beer

I like this beer

Rap Up 2006

A yearly tradition, gotta love skillz. '07 coming soon!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Swizz Beatz - It's Me Bitches

Yes!

Roc Boys in the building

I wish I could find a good version of this live. It's seldom that a live version trumps the album/video version, but the VH1 storytellers performance is the best for this.

"Mazel Tov, it's a celebration bitches *clink* La Hiam! I wish for you 100 years of success, but it's my time!"

Budha hittin Tailor Made

Here is a nice made for TV moment when "Buddha" from the show "I Love New York 2" hits "Tailor Made".

I heard on the radio yesterday morning from a person who attended the reunion show that Tailor made won the season finale. He also said that it was revealed on the show that New York was pregnant and the father is Buddha. Upon hearing this, Tailor Made stormed out of the show.

Granted, this is all rumor at this time, but Tailor Made did win the show when I watched last night, so the rest might be true as well. Who knows...?

Monday, December 17, 2007

Human Jump rope

What you can do when there's no jump rope around.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Kanye West- School Spirit

This isn't really a video, but gotta love the song. I'm-a get on this T.V., momma....

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Wu Tang Clan - Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'

I remember I was bumping 36 chambers on cassette in my ratty Honda Civic back in '94. This was the second WuTang video I ever saw, and it still rings as a classic. ODB and Ghostface are f***kin' bananas on this one!

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya

Who else do you know could wake up drunk, breath stinking like a cheap 40 oz. and still blow you away with his one of a kind skills? This is the man who really took the crazy drunken style to a whole new level.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Camp Lo - Lucini

Ahhhh...classic.

Kanye's Beat-Making Skills

I don't care what you say, Kanye has skills. Please observe how his impromptu beat making session begins to take hold of the oldest and whitest white guy that 60 minutes could find. You can see that the old man is almost getting into it.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Roots - Distortion To Static

The Roots are the best. I dare you to hate! I just dare you!

POT POT POT!!

I had this song running through my head today for some weird reason. I used to watch Godzilla vs. Megalon when I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade and got our first VCR. We had the big thick one that ejected vertically with a scary amount of force. We used to launch stuff off the top of the VCR. Just eject stuff and watch it fly away.

Of course the subtitles aren't accurate, but it's still fun. I remember this song at the end of the movie. I thought it was stupid, funny, and catchy. I remember the climactic part where the singer says, what sounded like "POT POT POT!"

According to wikipedia, the lyrics are "Gojira Jetto Jaga: de Panchi Panchi Panchi!" or Gozilla and Jet Jaguar: punch punch punch! How lame. It hadn't inhabited my mind for a good twenty years.

Ahh, the classics.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Alice in chains - Heaven beside you

I'm sure that this video is going to get pulled down eventually, but while I'm in a "grunge" mood I can't forget this classic with the cute but borderline evil kid.

Stone Temple Pilots - Interstate Love Song

Another STP favorite. I remember a band playing this at my high school talent show. Classic!

Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl

I was kind of surprised that this video featured Sarah Michelle Gellar as the love interest. I guess I never really paid as much attention to the video as I did the song. Still one of my favorites from STP

Saturday, December 1, 2007

KLF is gonna rock you!

Man, this song is great! I bought the tape on the strength of this single and was disappointed to find out that it was a steaming pile of dung.

But the song 3AM Eternal was the shit, and it still is in my opinion. I hadn't heard it for years before I looked it up today. He's yelling into a CB radio while cruising through town in a police car with two sleeping women in the backseat.

I seem to remember the video had him dialing up on one of those old brick style mobile phones (during the synthesizer part that sounds like a toy phone is being dialed) and he's gonna use up his minutes yelling, "KLF is gonna rock you!" I guess this never really happened in the video and it's just my fuzzy memories. 1991 was a long ass time ago, you know.

Oh yeah, they are saying "ancients of mu mu" after "KLF is gonna rock you". Apparently they used to be called the JAMS (Justified Ancients of MUMU)before they renamed themselves KLF. Good move, guys!

No easy answers

Friday aftrernoon, Red Rock, at the movie theater. A lot of people would consider movies a passive form of entertainment but I would have to disagree in this case. The movie is called No Country for Old Men and on the whole it is a thoroughly engrossing, thoroughly enjoyable movie-except for perhaps the ending. The ending could evoke a couple reactions, either you were disappointed or maybe you were angry. One person in the theater said he wanted his money back. I, on the other hand, was disappointed. Perhaps the ending was the redeeming quality of the movie because it demands you to think in order to enjoy the overall experience, perhaps to spark a debate and paint your own ending. At any rate, the movie feels unfinished, like there is no big finale, no ultimate release. In some ways, the movie is engaging on the level of the film Crash. There is nothing spoon fed to you, though. If
you are to resolve your experience you have to solve your own questions-and there are no easy answers.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

What the women really want

What is it about the shoes that drives a woman wild? It doesn't really matter how many pairs they have it's never enough. And then there's the shoe sale, as evidenced by the following photo. I think working in the womens shoe section of any retail outfit is one of the worst jobs out there. Now, you could say that the jobs on the show ''dirty jobs'' are much worse, but I would contend that those jobs are just plainly foul and are on a whole other level. If you are just talking about plain suckiness that doen't involve feces or manually masturbating a camel, working in a women's shoe department during a 1/2 off sale has got to suck.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

A hot wheel car come to life

Firmly straddling the fence

I've been in the air force for 8 years now and it looks like the buck is going to stop here. Or is it? I showed up this morning fully expecting to quit but it is possible that i might hang around for a few more years. If you were faced with an opportunity to accomplish something in acouple years versus five, would you do it? After careful reflection i'm still not sure, since my solution may involve military service. After its all said and done, i'll have to sleep on it and decide if it is not only right for me, but the right thing to do altogether. That is sometimes more easily said than done, which is how i have ended up firmly straddling the fence.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

A silver shelby

Extreme hater vision

This is a new item at the sema show in vegas-a rim that has a circular monitor in the middle. Something we could one day see on pimp my ride or Perhaps pulling up next to you at the light. At least it's a better idea than spinners at this point.

When a hummer and a tank have sex

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Deep into the mojave

Let me tell you one thing about eastern california: it's desolate. And it has some wicked cacti growing in it. These aren't just your average spiky plant, they're freakin trees. Is there such a thing as a cactus tree? I don't have access to any more than a watered down slow version of the net right now as i ride in a car travelling from my meeting in barstow. We had to take a detour coming back on n 15because a fuel truck flipped over on the highway this morning. I heard about it when we set off this morning at 730am, i saw it for a moment at about 0930am, and now i hear that the highway won't be open until 10pm or later. We took a detour on the advice of a local guy, which took us through kelso and cima, which are even smaller and more desolate than barstow. Another interesting landmark besides the burnt out houses on the side of the road was a sign that pointed to a town called hole
in the wall. In a minute we'll be back to the 15, back to civilization. Damn the mojave is desolate.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I got a style that's way out like barstow

Well it has always been my dream to do some work in the middle of nowhere. I'll be going to a meeting in barstow ca tomorrow morning to discuss what to do with a depressing old building that is located even more in the middle of nowhere than barstow is. on the way back to vegas i saw this truck had these skull stickers and i found them to be interesting, so enjoy!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

I don't think I'm going to Halloween

So I'm stuck in line at Wal-Mart on a Sunday,which usually doesn't happen at this store. Well it seemed as good a time as any to do another mini-blog. By mini-blog, I mean a post that is initially typed in on my cell phone.

I have of course updated this blog recently and expanded upon it. It's kind of a cool feature of this website that you can actually initiate a blog from your cell. If you don't have a qwerty keyboard on your phone, however, I probably wouldn't recommend blogging like this.

I was walking through the store looking at the Halloween aisles and the carts full of candy and I was thinking about how much I don't really care for the holidays. They seem a little too commercial and manufactured. It used to be a time to spend with your family and the people you love and to have a good time. It amazes me that people get stressed out about the holidays. How stupid is that? To get stressed out about time that you get off work and you get to spend with the family. That's the problem with the holidays. They just don't seem to be holidays for the majority of people. It's more of a mile marker and an economic stimulus. It's kind of sad.

New years is a holiday for travel, partying and gym memberships. Valentines is an excuse to set up weddings, and purchase jewelry, flowers, chocolate, and make restaurant reservations. Easter is a time for buying the PAAS coloring kits, eggs, candy, garish baskets full of bright fake grass. Memorial day is a time of high gas prices. When you take your boat and jet skis out to the lake. When you barbecue and drink.

The fourth of July is a great time for fireworks, which can be fun. It's also quite profitable for the fireworks stands that pop up out of nowhere this time of year. They are more fun to watch for me, now. A professional show is much more impressive than any roman candle that I would purchase on a roadside stand. Besides, you can technically buy fireworks year round and shoot them off.

Halloween, of course, is a boon to candy manufacturers and costume makers. Thanksgiving seems to be one of the few holidays that I can still relate to. Probably one of the least annoying, but still an excuse to be gluttonous for some. I think I had better just keep my opinion of Christmas to myself right now. That's a whole other blog that I could go on about.

So I'm lost in thought about this, and a little girl passes by me pushing a cart and talking to an older guy who is walking ahead of her. I'm not sure if its her dad because he appears to be almost ethnically opposite of her, and he has another young girl walking beside him that would be a more logical candidate as his offspring. She appears to be in the middle of a conversation, and she says, "I don't think I'm going to Halloween this year". At another time, I might chuckle at the absurdity of that statement.

She was speaking as if Halloween was a destination, rather than an abstract idea or holiday.
Instead of dwelling on the absurdity, I would have to agree with the statement to a degree. That statement seemed to sum up what I was feeling too.

I actually want to go to a haunted house this year. Since I'm a fan of scary movies, a good haunted house might be a similar or better experience. I'll probably have a couple bags of candy to hand out. I don't plan on going to any parties or dressing up, though.

So in that respect, I don't think I'll be going to Halloween this year, either.

Friday, October 19, 2007

43 things

I went onto a website a little while back. It was called 43 things and it seemed innocent enough. And it probably is, but it can be a good tool for reminding yourself about what you want to do. I put two items on there: get in shape and document my life better.

Everyday, this website emails me:

Dear Chris,

I'm writing to remind you about your goal on 43 things to document your life better.
How is that going, by the way?

Sincerely,
Your past self

So there it is in my inbox each day, staring at me. I've been largely ignoring it, but I suppose it's time to answer to my past self and start adding some elements of documentation. I have a phone with a qwerty keyboard so I can mobile blog.

It's time to use it more often. If not for your sake, then for mine.