They say a picture is worth 1,000 words, and this one is worth about 17,000 words because that's how long it would take to describe the foul motherfucker that painted this work of art. I mean, wow. This was taken at the Jack in the Box bathroom just north of Lake Meade on Rancho. I wasn't even stopping to eat, just specifically to use the bathroom and I'm convinced that just over the 1-15 lives a different breed of human than the ones I live around here in Vegas.
How do you do this? I mean, shitting is a slam dunk. I have now seen that some people in their effort not to touch their ass to the toilet seat will manage to shit on everything but the specific shitting area that is designed into a toilet. And check the crumpled up wads of tissue in the wastebasket. That's right. They got some chocolate in their peanut butter. They didnt' even bother to toss their dirty shit tissue in the toilet, just straight into the wastebasket.
I read somewhere that the managers at Jack in the Box make about 40,000 a year to start. That's almost as much a police officer. Somehow, I'm starting to think they are underpaid.
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